I am the only one, however, that calls Grandma on her birthday...except this year!
WORST GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE YEAR GOES TO....
drum roll please
Last Saturday was her birthday. I have been all messed up on my days and completely spaced on what day it was. What did we do? We went hiking! It was not until I called her on Wednesday and she called me a shit and said that I was the only one that called her every year and I missed it. I feel like a total shit bag...but maybe that is what she gets for booking my mom and her flights to Germany this year on my 30th birthday.
It was not until after I was off the phone with her and had sat in traffic for almost an hour and got home when I came up with the perfect response. I should have said "I can't be perfect all the time." or "Being perfect is hard to do...sorry."